Well, everyone, I am writing from my home computer for the last time in this apartment, as nearly everything else (except clothes) are packed for my move cross-town from Lake City to Ballard. My birthday is today (I'm 25), my bachelor party spans this weekend, and then I'm getting married on Thursday. Internet won't be set up in my house until next Friday, during which time I will be in San Diego for my honeymoon, watching the Padres and Diamondbacks in addition to touring the San Diego Zoo and relaxing on the beach.

So, in other words, don't expect any substantive updates from me in the near future! Hopefully the new writers will hold down the fort before we transition to the SB Nation network.